God: Hey You!
Me: Hey God. How are you doing?
God: You seem to have been happy for a while now.
Me: Well, it has been just a few moments with my love.
God: Have you heard about Pareto’s rule?
Me: Yeah!
God: Your life follows that. 20% happiness and 80% sorrow.
Me: Uh Oh !!
God: I'm going to suck the love out of your life.
Me: I deserve her more than you. Please.
God: Take a deep breath before the air around you becomes scarce.
Me: But why me?
And silence prevailed in the darkness which engulfed me thereafter..